TOO MUCH COCOA IS POSSIBLE, MY FRIENDS!
I don’t give a shit whatAlisha says. You hear that, Leash?! YOU LIE!
See this bow of brown blob goo? This is Almost Instant Chocolate Pudding from Fran Costigan’s Vegan Chocolate . People who know me know I would sell my left lung for a damn good pudding, and quite possibly a kidney for some mediocre pudding.
This? This is heaven.
See that? That’s brownies from the same book. Pre-baked…OBVIOUSLY!
Well, this ridiculous imbecile decided it was genius to put the two together!
I present to you…. COCOA INTOXICATION!
No, really. I truly believe after ingesting just a few bites of this hell, I was drunk. Drunk and maybe a bit high. Is that even possible?! And no, there are no drugs in the brownies.
After a few bites, I passed it off to the fella and demanded he finish it. In his delirious, sickly state, he did.
Within five minutes of groaning, pushing it away, and swearing off chocolate forever, he was passed out cold.
OUT. FUCKING. COLD.
Yes, my dear readers….. I have discovered the legal limit for cocoa.